#BETTY WHITE FUNNY MOMENTS SERIES#

But I took the batteries out to use in a crotch massager.” “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of people’s vacations was considered a punishment.” Mixing up Ryan Reynolds with an assistant on 13. “When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a fucking cup of coffee. On her observations of George Takei and William Shatner Opening monologue for Saturday Night Live 11. “People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need an Ouija board.” “Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, nine if you’re ugly.” “I love children, the only problem with children: they grow up to be people, and I just like animals better than people. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.” “I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. “I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship … I really thought we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared.” Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left!” I only go in the kitchen to feed my dog.” 2009 Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech 3. And I’ve worked with quite a few … maybe had a couple … and you know who you are.” I look out at this audience and I see so many famous faces, but what really boggles my mind is that I actually know many of you. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.” My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. To celebrate Betty’s 99th here at Sammiches, we’re showcasing 99-ish of her funniest quotes and hilariously raunchy moments caught on camera. Which just proves she sticks to one of her tenets for living a long, happy life, which is to “First of all, keep busy.”

“What am I doing for my birthday? Running a mile each morning has been curtailed by COVID, so I am working on getting The Pet Set re-released, and feeding the two ducks who come to visit me every day. You probably didn’t ask, but I’ll tell you anyway,” White teased. In an exclusive quote for ET, Betty dished on how she plans to celebrate:

Enjoy, and may Betty’s banter live on in the next world.īetty White, the world’s unofficial eighth wonder, turns 99 on Sunday, January 17th, and this is one of the few joys we get to celebrate, so we’ll take it. Our tribute to Betty’s 99th birthday highlighting her funniest and raunchiest moments follows. As star of the series, the inimitable and charming Betty White stars in brazenly funny sketches, providing saucy commentary between the pranks and sharing her engaging, comical pearls of wisdom.Update 12/31/21: Our beloved Betty has moved on to the next gig, having passed away at her home this morning, report several news outlets. Sassy seniors are on a mission, targeting unsuspecting young 'marks' with their irreverent behavior.

#BETTY WHITE FUNNY MOMENTS SERIES#

White, a seven-time Emmy Award winner, will star and executive produce the series, adapted from the hit Belgium series 'Benidorm Bastards.' In the vein of 'Punk’d,' the show delivers cleverly-crafted comedic stunts, candid moments and priceless reactions captured by hidden cameras. 'Betty White’s Off Their Rockers' is a hidden-camera comedy series that takes senior stereotypes and blows them out of the water with a cast of sassy septuagenarians who are hip, sexy and ready to party! America’s favorite comedy sweetheart sends a fearless band of senior citizens to the streets to pull shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation in this outrageously funny 'hidden camera' show unlike anything viewers have ever seen.

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